I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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