Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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