put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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