New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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