That's intense
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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