Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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