new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We don't watch enough power rangers
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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