You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Houston, we have a squirter
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Randomize
