I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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