Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I deserve this hangover.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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