I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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