have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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