Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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