he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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