This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Randomize
