If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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