Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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