is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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