my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I could fuck to npr.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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