i just google imaged poop.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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