u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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