It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
