idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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