I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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