But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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