why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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