Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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