UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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