I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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