im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I can't put those talents on a resume
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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