I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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