he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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