from now on my penis is your penis
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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