ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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