My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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