The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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