I don't think brook has ever known best
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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