Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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