I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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