Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Say something about gay babies.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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