You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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