Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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