talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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