Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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