I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Randomize
