I just pynch a tree in the face
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
