"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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