physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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