that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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