Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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