Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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