Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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