We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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