Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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