More tranny stories later!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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