So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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